dem self-hatin' blues

ah got a really big head

biggah than mos' men

a nose dat cry jew

and one o' dem attitudes

mah belly shake like jellyroll

'low two use titties

an' big man-size hands

like ah'm ready to grab ass

dere's a beard on dis chin

with long whi' whiskas

thin frizzy up hai'ah

colo'd salt n' peppa

legs like tree trunks

arms like weepin' willah

black lung, leaky bladd-ah

shrivel up kidney

outta beat heart

thick sloe-mo blood

i'm a badass woman

like a badass man

sittin' on dah sofa

ready' tah croak

but he jus won' come

no he jus don' come

that s.o.b. done

lef' me heah alone

an all i got is mah poem

and dem self-hatin' blues